A Conversation With April
“So April, who’s Ralph?’
“Ralph who?”
“I picked up home voicemails from work this afternoon – looking for a message from the lawn guys – and I hear a very, VERY, personal message for you from someone named Ralph -- very indiscreet April.”
“Spying on me, Donny?”
“If I were spying, I wouldn’t be asking. He sounded like Ralph Kramden.”
“You know, we never talk about this stuff. You do it. I do it. We both know that we both do it. I don’t want to talk about it.”
“But I want to write about it.”
“Write about it? WRITE ABOUT IT?”
“Yes, in my blog.”
“Your blog? Which one – the one I’m not allowed to read? Or the one that bores me to death?”
“The first one.”
“How about a deal? I talk, you write, I get to read the blog.”
“Done. Tell me about Ralph. Everything. In great detail.”
“OK, but just to bring you down to earth, Sherlock, his name isn’t Ralph. I didn’t want him to use his real name with me. I might invite him and his wife over for dinner some night.
We met at work about three years ago – same company, different department. We ended up smoking together outside. We got to be pretty good friends -- smoke break friends. If you smoked you would know what I mean.”
“I know what you mean. It’s not rocket science.”
“Okay. Anyway, remember my company boat ride last September, a three hour dinner cruise around Manhattan island? It was a beautiful night. I know you remember it because you got a hard-on watching me get dressed – red camisole, no bra, jeans jacket, short jeans skirt, no stockings, sandals. We had a quick fuck before I left. Actually you could say that what happened with Ralph later was part your fault because that fuck was too quick.
And let me add, that I love that routine. I get dressed, you get horny, I get undressed, we fuck, I get dressed again. It takes a little time, but it’s worth it, right?”
“Yes, I enjoy it too, but that fuck was quick because you were late, as usual. And I do love that outfit. Thinking about it will distract me again. Just keep talking please.”
“Anyway, Ralph and I ended up sitting together. We had a few drinks and a few dances.
“We took our smoke breaks on the top deck. When we went up for our last smoke, it was pretty cold and I didn’t have my jacket. The boat was heading for the dock and we were the last ones up there. Most people were crowded around the bar for last call.
I was freezing. My jacket was at the table but Ralph had his. He took it off and put it around me – backwards, with my arms under the jacket – so the back of his jacket covered my front. Then he pulled me towards him so I was leaning backwards on him and we were both covered by the jacket – warm and toasty.
“He put his arms around me from behind and just held me that way for a while. Then he said “Stop me if this isn’t okay” and he started kissing my neck, both sides, then the back of my neck, then my ears.
“In my defense here, you know how horny I get drinking and dancing – especially drinking that single malt scotch you introduced me to. Add a view of Manhattan from the river on a beautiful late summer night and I’m up for anything, right?”
“Yes, I know. Focus April. What next?”
“He put his hands on my shoulders and slid the cami straps down. I pulled my arms up and out of them. Then he slid the cami down past my boobs. My nipples were already hard as pebbles from when I was freezing. He squeezed them and rolled them between his thumb and forefinger while he cupped my boobs, and still kept kissing my neck.
“Mmmmm, this is one very sexy guy, Donny – but not as sexy as you of course.”
“Of course. Thanks, April. But let’s get back to the story before you cum in your pants.”
“I’ll try. If you remember, I was wearing a thong. So I pulled my skirt up and moved my ass back into his hard-on, moving left and right – sort of a backwards lap dance through his pants. And, by the way, thanks for finding me those butt exercises on the web.
“We stayed that way for a while. Luckily no one came by. We weren’t paying much attention, but, who knows, we might have put on a great show for some security camera.
“Then I turned around. We kissed for a long time, our tongues getting very familiar. He put his hands on my ass and pulled me closer. We almost lost the jacket.
“I reached down, unzipped him, and pulled him out, balls too – very hard, and very large. I took a tight hold of it, worked it around and under my thong and rubbed it up and down on my pussy – up and down, around, sliding it over and over my clit…
“Whew, just got a chill. You don’t mind if I rub a little while I tell you about this, do you? It's kind of hot telling you this story. I mean…I see it’s starting to affect you too, Donny.”
“Just go on, please.”
“I would rub his cock around my pussy – very wet now -- then stroke, then rub it around some more…play with his balls a little…running my hands from balls to tip and back again. I had one or two of my silent orgasms here.
“We both wanted to fuck really badly, but there was nowhere to go. I wasn’t about to try one of those jump-up-on-him movie fucks. I could just see myself cumming and flying overboard into the river, which I’m not sure is actually water.
“There was no way he could put that monster back in his pants, so I went down on him, playing with my clit while I sucked and licked his cock – a perfect fit for my mouth. It was beautiful -- wet and slurpy, sucking, licking, stroking, feeling him tense up. I squeezed him and stopped him from cumming a few times – I was enjoying it so much. Finally, I let him cum. We came together, him yelling, me humming – the sound swallowed up by the wind and the engine noise. Speaking of swallowing, as warm and tasty as his big load of cum was, I spit it overboard. After all, this was our first date.
“We fixed ourselves up and went down to the main ballroom. It was 10 o'clock and the boat was docking.”
“I remember going to bed at 11, April, and you were there when I got up at 6. What time did you get home?”
“Between 11 and 6. The night was young with much more to come.”








